I Would Like To Thank Progressive Culture...

... for ruining my fun. I'm sitting around watching old episodes of Stargate SG1 (what else are you going to do on a Sunday morning when all the good people of the world are at church?) and I can't keep myself from noticing how its riddled with examples of cultural imperialism. Are you happy now, all you progressives out there? I'm a more enlightened individual, and now I can't enjoy a perfectly reasonable piece of escapist entertainment.