All I Want For Christmas

It seems that not only is the Whitehouse thinking about sending more troops to Iraq, but now they're also talking about beefing up the naval presence in the Gulf as some sort of gesture to Iran. WTF? They haven't been able to pull of one war; what the hell makes them think that military action against Iran is going to be any better?

So for Christmas I want 5 minutes of truth from Dick Cheney. I'd like to sit down with the man in some nice, quiet place away from tape recorders and prying eyes and ask him what the hell he thinks he's doing. Is he pure evil, or is he deluded? Really, those seem to be the only possible explanations at this point.