Why I Don't Vote, Part Eleventy-Million

I haven't been watching the presidential debates. Up until this morning I didn't know that they'd started including a "lightning round".

Excuse me, what? You've got to be kidding...

But no, its apparently all very real. Do we need any more evidence that the debates have, in a very literal sense, been turned into a game than the fact that they're borrowing ideas from Password?

They don't say anything substantive. If they did say something substantive you'd be a fool to take the statement at face value. And even if they're being sincere there's no guarantee it'll mean anything after election day. Why not just stuff them all in sumo suits and get it over with...