Bank of America Is Pissing Me Off

I do some of my banking at Bank of America. Don't ask me why, its complicated, just accept that I've got to use their services. And now they're starting to piss me off. You want to know why? Turns out that when you make a large deposit they hold most of it for 3 weeks. 3... fucking... weeks.

Re-fricking-diculous. They're holding on to my money and I've got to pay my fricking bills. Meanwhile they're making money on the float. 3... weeks... of float. I hope they don't treat their small business customers like this.

Don't bank with BofA if you can avoid it. They're pure evil. I hear they eat babies.